A sailor and a priest were playing golf. The sailor took his first shot - - - missed and said, "Fuck, I missed."
Surprised, the priest replied, "Don't use that kind of language or god will punish you." The sailor took aim and hit his second shot. Again - - - he missed and under his breath he said, "I fuck'n missed again."
The priest overheard and replied, "My son - - - please don't use that language or god will punish you."
The sailor took his third shot - - - once again he couldn't help mutter, "Oh, fuck!!!"
The priest said, "That's it! God will certainly punish you." Suddenly a bolt of lightning came down from the heavens and killed the priest.
In the distance - - - a deep voice said, "FUCK, I Missed."
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